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8yrs:

masturb88:

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

ORTHODONTIST

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djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

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thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

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rubennfigueiredo:

I was without internet for a day and found that I live with other people, so I sit with them at the table for dinner, I think is my family 

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dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

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parkingstrange:

wartortles:

When a popular blog follows you

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I saw you c;

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